Sushi. Chopsticks. Sushi and chopstics. No longer are you satisfied with me preparing your california roll and letting you eat with your fingers. No siree. One look at my butchered methods of chopstick abuse and you had to get in on the action.

Sushi Monster

Sadly, no one warned you that prolonged exposure to brown rice, imitation crab, avocado, soya sauce, and thinly sliced carrots will cause you to react in strange and nefarious ways. Especially when it’s past your bedtime and 29 degrees outside.

Sprinkler Crazy

I rest my case.